From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, December 1, 2005 11:19 PM PT
To: Adam Tucker
Cc: rest; Thomas.stephens@bartlit-beck.com; United States Justice Department Deborah "Aggressive" Sturman Esq.
Subject: RE: idea... don't broadcast yet please

 

Adam,

 

You would know that it is “FAIR” for me to say that I have been in receipt of very possibly more than my “fair share” of the very best business plans given my access from a rather young age to the highest levels of the pyramid?

 

Furthermore, you and less than two handfuls of people located all around the world are aware of the “dialogue” I opened up with a lady whose first name is Mary who you would agree it is also fair to say has “personal access” to perhaps the most well known banker in the world, to repeat one of Mary’s many telling sentences:

 

I’ve not discussed partisan politics with him so in truth, I shouldn’t even be venturing a guess.

 

Such bold statements based entirely on the organization Mary works for as well as how articulately and rather “smartly” she responded to what few who are able to logically thought process would agree wholeheartedly was a pretty decent knuckleball[1] that I threw at her when she initially responded with the one word No to my 9 word introductory email.

 

My 135 word knuckleball response, containing 35 words which I cut and pasted from a third party website in no way connected with any of mine, then brought on an 82 word plea for clemency that began, “To be honest, I don’t really know  causing me to further delay taking the “tTOo” [sic] dogs for their midday walk, shooting off an 85 word that read in its entirety:

 

First, I want to tell you what an incredible breath of fresh air it is to hear anyone let alone someone who moves in the circles that you do spell things out so extraordinarily clearly but with integrity to boot.

 

How do you suggest I go about asking him? I live on the west coast but would be more than happy to jump on a plane in less than an hour, possibly even work something out with my rather rich wife to charter her jet?

 

The essence of her 32 word response that included particulars about her organization containing the following:

 

Send me an email with your request and I’ll send it on to his office.

 

Mary

 

With the dogs now resting very peacefully I took this quiet time to fire off the type of neutron bomb probably identical to what I would do if I felt that my wife Marie was getting all that close to beating me to die the richest person ever in the grave and offered my services to an intelligence organization like Mossad who would not be offended by the fact that I consider myself very Jewish, Muslim, Christian, Buddhist, atheist, agnostic so long as it is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help each of us, G-d, the 548 words containing, however, the following paragraph that most likely pushed Mary over the edge:

 

Again, I am available with less than 24 hours notice to meet with Mr. X as well as each and every member of the United States Congress who will receive a copy of this within the next 72 hours should I not hear back from you in a timely manner.

 

The point I am making is that your brilliant idea that you don’t want me to broadcast yet can be found in its entirety at www.footsak.com although no one not even Mr. Newell Starks who was so eager to be a part of it has ever come close to expressing in words it all as well as you; moreover placing it all as you did below in a business plan format that simply has me blown away.

 

And on that vein let me explain to those unfamiliar with the credentials of my pal Newell, very possibly the smartest financial engineer walking the planet who were it not for his addictions that include being attracted exclusively to women only after his money would be exactly the type of individual the DAAC would be very eager to recruit, calling upon someone such as myself who could blend into any scene, quite comfortable being the shadow that my Super Italian Greyhound is looking at in this one of kind GIANT portrait being done of my over the top gorgeous and mind-boggling sexy Client-Partner-wife, Marie Dion Gevisser by master painter Sebastian Capella to mention little of Marie telling me for the very first time yesterday, not once but repeatedly, “You exaggerate” and when pressed to explain herself mumbled something I believe it was in French along the following lines:

 

Prenez garde de l'eau immobile

 

To which I gave my customary reply:

 

Blah Blah.”

 

Prior to working on his Alzheimer’s defense Newell was a super duper engineer who is credited with inventing the notebook computer while working for Texas Instrument in the late 1970s early 80s and while going through his midlife crisis found an ingenious way to save his second marriage by engineering one most awesome, “management friendly” i.e. “shareholder hostile” takeover when he convinced his former Wall Street employer to bring him out of retirement to serve as the Chairman of the Board of Sterling Holding Company, a fronting company for the highly successful Citicorp Venture Corporation which is the leverage-buyout arm of Citigroup, CVC, of course, the absolute best in, “shareholder hostile” i.e. “management friendly” takeovers, “aided and abetted” by the very best corporate attorneys walking the planet in the form of terrific folks like Thomas Stephens Esq. and Lester Holtz of Bartlett Beck.

 

Need I say more that Newell has yet to pay me back a little loan I made him during a not so little family crisis he was experiencing in the spring of 2001, the most troublesome of his debts that did wonders to pull at my emotional purse strings were these two sets of family psychologists who had ganged up on him because in order to express himself without feeling he was going to get what little remained of his testicles chopped off entirely, he decided to go out and get drunk before calling his wife to say, “I am sorry”.

 

Now of course Newell has the funds to pay me back the $40,000 I loaned him but given how my “upside” was tied into the increased value of the shares of Sterling Holding Company that now controls, thanks to Newell being so “management friendly”, Stratos Lightwave, a public corporation, Newell feels and I happen to wholeheartedly agree, he is much better off having me poke fun at him then spend the rest of his natural life despite no testicles waiting to get boned up the ass by Bubba.

 

Newell is intimately aware of how much I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil does not come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork, so to even talk to me over the phone about his willingness to shack up with Martha Stewart knowing that I would use whatever he said to ultimately shut down CVC and from there it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how quickly things would snowball which is of course why people like Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk who make a very good living when people like Newell get careless wouldn’t want to touch this one with a 100 foot pole for in the instant following the filing of such an epic class action lawsuit the likes of Mr. JRK and each and every lawyer-liar on the planet living off the crumbs tossed out by SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] such as Mr. JRK would find themselves nose deep in shit.

 

To be perfectly clear $40,000 is probably today less than Newell’s monthly nut, no strike that, just too close to home, certainly such increasingly worthless monies are less than what it would cost to have him go through a total facial restructure which he has already had done once, before entering a witness protection program.

 

Please note that I am a little distracted selling a coin I purchased the other day from a seller who has guaranteed to buy back from me the coin if I cannot make a profit on it within the next 48 hours and while I know absolutely nothing about what I am doing, not a clue about how things work on websites like eBay I am having the most wonderful time while of course collecting emails addresses like there was no tomorrow.

 

Just earlier before I took the dogs out for their last walk of the evening I had this very quick “back and forth” with this one coin dealer who is trying to sell on EBay an identical coin to the one I have and it is possible that my response:

 

PCGS – I would sell it now for $4,000 so that I can buy gold before it reaches $5,000 a troy ounce at which time I wouldn’t want to be around anyone with even the possibility of there being a gold filling lodged in their throat.

 

His straightforward question:

 

HOW MUCH

WHO GRADED THE COINS

PCGS OR NGC

 

may have him thinking at first that he is dealing with a nutcase, hence the delay in not getting back to me, but then he may come to his senses realizing that he is offering the same coin at a starting bid price of $500 more than what I am willing to sell mine and that I may have nothing better to do with my time then go back to EBay where they keep track of all the positive and negative things people have to say about the various sellers,  this guy, it so happens, has people only saying positive things, leading me if he doesn’t get back to and "invetibly" [sic] forward what I write to everyone on his email list, for me to simply make a point of getting people who know him from eBay to think how much is a reasonable profit when like me you have nothing to lose, eventually starting enough of a rumbling that leads back once again to the DAAC and their unlimited in supply, untraceable, lightweight, never, not once inventoried diamond currency used again and again as collateral time and again to buy everything their hearts desire and why not eventually the Internet were it not for me slowly but surely in the words of Dr. John K. Pollard who knows it is way past the time when I can be expected to think about anything apart from not touching the piping hot door of the fireplace with my bare hands,

 

first design, in detail,  the position [u] wish to attain, then create one or more strategies that might move [u] in the desired direction.” 

 

Bear in mind that while I plan to heavily broadcast this response to include of course Newell, Thomas, Lester, the United States Justice Department, FBI etc etc I have in fact deleted the proprietary substance of your most brilliant business plan.

 

I have to now step out of my long johns, hop in to bed, looking forward to your response that I hope includes all the email address of every member of the United States Congress since mid 1964 when the nuclear powered aircraft carrier Enterprise cornered the southern tip of Africa without so much as saying boo to the South African Apartheid Regime under the “command and control” of the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel who were also in “command and control” back then of both the Congress and the White House.

 

So much for “free speech” when all the American public "are" [sic] allowed to hear is what the DAAC choose to see the light of day.

 

Freedom is in the air, cant you just smell it as customs agents around the world encourage travelers when next going through security to place their diamonds in the heated cylinders and if really upset to take out their vengeance by just encouraging others to do the same while not forgetting to keep repeating who else besides for the DAAC profiteered handsomely from this thug Hitler, the little corporal good at taking orders, an anything but Aryan looking failed artist painter who impressed his handlers with his terrific business plan Mein Kampf, getting his financing in “traunches” just the way an investment banking group like Investec or Goldman Sachs would approach someone who would keep their gravy train humping along one "fcuking" [sic] Jew after the next until all that was left were those who could be depended on to keep their big fricken mouths shut tight, gritting their teeth as they went about their business-personal without a care in the world never thinking that this Jew boy, Gary Steven Gevisser would one day say, “Enough is Enough!

 

Ps – Before I turn out the lights I will provide you as well as our Danielle a fairly decent draft of my follow up communiqué to this lady Mary who may never ever again get a sound night’s sleep.

 

I go after anyone at any spot within the pyramid with the exact same vengeance since to do otherwise is not only to place oneself on the same pedestal as G-D but it would mean one is also foolish since given how the DAAC have essentially zero “cost of sales” there is no saying these days given how systemic is the rot who is and who is not a member of the DAAC, so that by the time this one of a kind not so kind chess game for those who usurp their limited authority is over, we, those of us with the least blackened hands can while thinking about how Clinton and his crew danced so poorly as the Chinese who only sleep when having sex ate them up for breakfast, lunch and dinner, we will celebrate tonight and every night hereafter as we painstakingly and methodically go about shutting out all escape routes taking these most evil human beings on one educational light journey after the next, fearful of absolutely nothing knowing versus believing they will not find even anything in the scripture on which to hang their hats, ending their pitiful lives in total misery. 

 

As my wife Marie says, “Gary can be your best friend or worst nightmare” - when deciding to take me on you might as well do yourself the biggest favor by killing me ahead of time but that time has long since passed as the past and the future all come “to-get-her” [sic] in the present, the Digital Age, A G-D-Send, Knowledge-Information-Light is here to stay until Kingdom Come!

 

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From: Adam Tucker
Sent: Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:50 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: idea... don't broadcast yet please

 

Hey Gary,

So about two weeks ago there was a 20/20 or Dateline that had an entrepreneur on that had given all of his money to charity and then started teaching business to schools in low income areas, b/c he saw that they he could capture their attention with discussing how to make money. Any way the point is not just what good things he was doing, but he said something in particular about business that stood out to me… he said that finding opportunities to make money is easy, all one has to do is listen to what people complain about… If someone is complaining about something, that is an area that they want improved… i.e. an opportunity to offer a solution (and make money).

 

People have been complaining about …---… attention, then we can change things.

 

Adam

 

P.S. I have to step out of the office soon, but look forward to your response. 

 



[1] In the vast majority of instances when “knuckleballs” are thrown there are no responses. Knuckleballs tend to get thrown in response to fast balls thrown at or near head