From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:41 PM
To: Bill
Cc: Lor
Subject: RE: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
Actually, it was a whole lot more beautiful when it
was pouring, now it is still drizzling but still nothing short of breath
taking.
This is in fact the greatest time to be alive in
the history of mankind so long as one has been smart enough to work out the puzzle
of life and consequently to have done the right thing and the smart
thing which is also the right thing.
In my effort to “pull out all stops” and
not disappoint you all, moreover to make it on time for my 2pm appointment that
was approximately an hour ago, I had decided when realizing less than halfway
through our invigorating long hike I hadn’t fed the dogs this morning
that I would in fact brave the storm, take the “high ground” on my Ducati ST4S which is anything but an off-road
motorcycle, even got “tTOo”
[sic] the point of checking out the terrain I
would have to “plow through” as there was no way I would get through the creek
which had “all butt” [sic] extended to the
dirt road BUT when I went to
lift the Ducati that had fallen downhill I wasn’t even able to get it to budge
and when you consider these physical characteristics that a very sick
puppy had attributed to me, signed under penalty of perjury, you would think I
could have been able lift this 700 odd pound crouch rocket with my bottom lip
to mention little of me repeating what is contained in “black and white” in the
previous hyperlink beginning with my age back on 9/11/2002 was 45 not
approximately 40, my height was at tops 5 foot 8 and ½ inches not some giant of
5 foot 11 inches who weighed 180 pounds although at 140 pounds I Could have
given this so old and growl looking Sperm Donor clown as well as his “phatso” [sic]
“on-off butt-fc*K” [sic] girlfriend one big fat lip assuming of course I could
wade through both their fat.
Part of figuring out the “puzzle of life” requires
coming to terms with an expression I picked up from my stepfather
“When
I make a mistake I pay for it. And when you make a mistake come hell or high
water you are going to pay for it.”
I did mess up today and could easily have mitigated
the damages I have caused by simply coming up the day or two days before
knowing that a storm was on its way. Instead I thought I could be smart by
swapping cars with my wife and having her keep the Pathfinder SUV leaving me
with the Mini Cooper S and the Ducati, my thinking that the Mini would get me
through traffic that much quicker if I ended “pushing things to the limit”
by visiting with my one American programmer
In one stroke I am quite certain such a feat can in
fact be accomplished but first I have to get these “necessary” distractions out
of the way.
One of the things I have to keep reminding myself
is the fact that it is going to take each one of us 6.4 billion on this planet
to truly want to give peace a better chance and therefore one
cannot tell anyone including oneself exactly what to do and how to do it but to
rather be “guided” by the principle of “do unto others as you would want done unto
yourself” which makes as much sense in this “dog eat god aspartame”
[sic] world as me trying to convince you in this one email that I have in fact
come up with all the solutions to solve the problems
of the world without a single person giving up what they have and for
those that don’t have to be given that and more, so long as they can express
themselves in any one of the 42 languages broadcast by the BBC.
First though I have to “make up” for the mistake I made in
thinking that I had done everything “necessary” to be on time for this
appointment that is in fact preventing me from “pulling the plug” on all
the selfish people out there and in the process of my thinking that I am doing
the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing I could in
fact screw up my very carefully laid out plans.
Consequently, I agree to buy the pizza along with a
healthy salad for everyone in the office without me insisting everyone hand
over their email list.
Second, I am doing you all a very big favor by
having you read what Ron Bellows Senior of AIG sent me on February 3rd that
you may have already read by clicking on to one of my hyperlinks but in the
event you are having more problems today than usual with the hyperlinks which I
doubt has to do with the rains I will “cut and paste” it below:
From: Ron Bellows Senior – Senior Risk M
Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 3:57 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Any thoughts ? Tie in to the diamond cartel ? illuminati ??
The
U.S. Government is spending more money than the entire world is able to lend to
it. To fund this spending, the government is monetizing the debt: literally
printing money.
As
they print more and more cash, it makes the rest of our cash worth considerably
less.
But
as investors around the world see what's going on, they are losing faith in the
value of the American Dollar, so they're selling off their dollar-based assets
in favor of something that maintains real value: gold and silver.
Two
things are scheduled to ccur in March which will seal
the fate of the American Dollar:
1)
The U.S. Federal Reserve will CEASE reporting "M3" data. M3 is the
amount of cash money in circulation. They will conceal this data as of March.
At that point, no one, anywhere in the world, will be able to accurately gauge
how much a "dollar" is really worth; so they're dumping dollars now.
AND;
2)
The Iranian Oil Bourse will open for business. This Bourse
(Commodity/Mercantile Exchange) will allow nations of the world to purchase oil
in Euros instead of dollars. Once that happens, countries around the world will
no longer need to hold huge reserves of American Dollars to purchase oil; and a
lot of those countries will follow
These
two occurrences will flood the market with Dollars - that no one will want to
buy - thus causing a complete collapse of the U.S. Dollar.
Consider
for a moment that the
When
this collapse happens, keep in mind the people directly reponsible
for it are: Elected Federal Officials, Businesses which exported our
manufacturing jobs overseas and Bankers. ALL OF THEM should BE MADE TO PAY A
HORRIBLE PRICE -PERSONALLY- for this catastrophe.
There
are only two things that need to happen to DELAY (not prevent) this economic
collapse: We bomb
Third, now read this very thoughtful “risk m
While you and I as well as the vast majority of the
world’s human population not yet at each other’s throats can look around and
still see the beauty of G-D-NAture,
you having stored without me telling you in the back of your mind Ron’s
capitalized “DELAY” followed by “(not prevent)”, the truth of the matter
is that RBS
is 100% accurate in his assessment.
But he is
not G-d who ultimately controls the timing of everything bearing in mind that
time is only relative to mankind.
BOTH events will occur very soon
unless we all get with the program and that includes me taking care of this
very important “distraction” of getting my taxes out of the way.
I have in fact laid out in my
recent writings the exact blueprint that WILL, not may, save the world in our
lifetimes because as RBS has pointed out in explaining the world’s
fictitious currencies there isn’t a chance in hell of us outliving this pending
worldwide economic collapse.
Now is the time for each of us to
take a very deep breath and see how extraordinarily easy it is going to be
especially when looking at the “downside”
to mention little once again and again of the “common ground” I have found that
together with the “pivotal stake” now boring its way
to the center of the earth that ties together left wing radical militant groups
with “capitalist pigs” feeding off the good and hard working masses,
it will be as easy as pie.
Between RBS and just me we have both the
knowledge and credibility to convince even the imbeciles amongst us who are not
the problem, not even close.
Nor is the problem those suicide
bombers and the nutcase Mullahs spurring them on.
The problem is and remains those
at the top of pyramid, the elitists who simply don’t want to work for a living who understand everything
I am writing including the fact that I have the solutions that won’t require
them giving up anything, in fact they can have even more of their fictitious
lifestyles without it upsetting the “blueprint” I have thought through
extraordinarily carefully.
It all comes down to “face
saving” and even that very subjective aspect I have nailed down to the
Nth degree which all comes back to “timing” and the need for me right now to
not be in too much of a hurry as each one of us who has got more than our fair
share of the graft must come to terms with their selfishness in thinking this
world is all about them.
I did in fact have a hotel
reservation for both tonight and tomorrow night but quite frankly I am now more
than a little exhausted and would prefer to come up tomorrow at a reasonable
hour.
Please let me know what works for
you all.
Gg
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From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 1:22 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Cc: Lor
Subject: RE: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
Homesteader
that you are, why not use those downed trees to bridge the surging creek, then
skillfully pilot your single-track ST4 over them and out into the great wide
world?
Fortunately,
knowing it was raining, knowing your were bike-bound, knowing you will do
ANYTHING to avoid a tax appointment, we didn’t, in fact, hold our collective
breath in anticipation of your arrival. Lory has informed me that her
Cubic Zirconia prices must edge upwards for each appointment you miss. SO
GET IN HERE ASAP. I might be able to convince her to give you one
freebie… but only if you bring or cause to bring pizzas from Johnnie’s
Funny
how it has turned into such a beautiful day…
Bill
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[mailto:gevisser@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 8:37 AM
To: Lor
Cc: bill
Subject: RE: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
While I
have explained in this heavily broadcasted communiqué the
absolute truth about why I cannot make my appointment today at least not by 2
PM, there is another truth about the downpour that has been going on all night
that would prevent me getting through the dirt road leading to the paved road,
unless of course I went out and picked up my motorcycle which may have more
than a lot of difficulty as I now cannot tell the difference between the
flooding creek and what was once a dirt road.
In fact the
more I think about it maybe when I go out in my long hike I should start
collecting the torn down trees clogging the creek and immediately upon my return
begin building an ark.
What do you
think?
Ps – My
dial-up internet connection is only working intermittently.
From: Lor
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:43 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
Thanks
for the offer but we will be working until 9PM that night.
-----Original
Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:41 PM
To: Lor
Cc: bill
Subject: RE: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
Perfect!
Can I
take you out for dinner afterwards and of course the invitation extends to Bill as well as your husband?
From: Lor
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:35 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
The
only opening I have on Tuesday is
-----Original
Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:10 PM
To: bill
Cc: Lor
Subject: FW: Tax appointments...SOCIALIST-BANKERS...---...
For
reasons I don’t wont to bore you with while going down on my hands and knees
begging you please to at least consider postponing our getting “to-get-her”
[sic] celebrations until Tuesday any time, but if you insist on tomorrow at 2
PM, I will, G-d willing, make it up to the Peoples Republic of Santa Monica on
the Ducati ST4S super fast motorcycle having
already made arrangements with my SIIG other co-dependant, to mention little
of the delay it will cause before the start of the weekend in taking those SOCIALIST-BANKERS who derive great satisfaction in
exceeding the limits of their small authority on a rather important educational light journey.
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From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 8:37 PM
To: Bill
Subject: RE: Tax appointments
Ok with me if Lor rides shotgun on the way up but
if you plan on tackling Noble Canyon you better be dressed like this, know how to use a gun like this
when confronting rattlesnakes, mountain lions and hunters the most dangerous
and if not and not willing to engage in live fire training that should take no more than 10
minutes, less if either or both of us gets killed or simply seriously wounded
then I suggest you at least let me give you a crash
course in fencing .
Can I assume when Lory arrives at 2pm on Friday she
will have the software that we will then load into my desktop computer and then
she and I will ride off “to-get-her” [sic] in to the sunset
while you finish up the taxes and clean the dishes after a delicious meal downed
by great champagne and when filling out the job app remember to be kind and
gentle when dogsitting Maggie and Pypeetoe.
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From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 8:06 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Cc: Lor
Subject: RE: Tax appointments
If
I read you correctly, you’re saying you’re cool with $250, or will at minimum
pay it grudgingly but will pay it – knowing as you do that service of this
description is actually quite invaluable and a bargain at any price. And,
if I read you correctly, you need an appointment Friday for reasons that I
respect though am not so foolish as to comment upon.
And
while I do enjoy your emails, I think I’m the only one around the office crafty
enough to make it look as though I’m working while I read them. In other
words, I’ll be guarding the secret email protocol with mace and morningstar,
along with Fang 3, my trusty chimera, at my side.
Friday at 2 PM. Unfortunately, I will in fact not be here. I will
be, ironically enough, mountain biking in the
Bill
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:15 PM
To: Bill
Cc: Lor
Subject: RE: Tax appointments
What the
“fc*k” [sic]?
What in “doG’s”
[sic] name has you working as Lor’s slave.
Mastering
the English language as you do so fricken eloquently has me now preparing
an employment application for you.
First, and
most importantly what are your measurements?
Second,
how would you know that I haven’t seen a dentist in years while dental flossing
at least twice a day and brushing at least the canine on average 2.5 times
daily bearing in mind that my Super Intelligent Italian Greyhound has this
super long and extraordinarily fast tongue that seems to have a mind of
its own that is followed up with this
growl look that has on average once every two days brushing the
SIIG’s canines up against mine.
Third,
given how my out of this world beautiful beyond description out this world sexy
wife just called to let me know that she is willing to come up to the rock home
tomorrow so long as I perform my sex slave responsibilities 24/7 which would
mean me having to delay coming up to LA a day just because I am not in that
great a shape and will need at least a day to recover especially if I am coming
up on the one of a kind crouch rocket Ducati ST4S, I would agree to the Cubic
Zirconia prices.
Fourth,
if this meets with your approval I will not only give you an honorable mention
in my forthcoming book MMI but will now add both you, Lor and everyone I meet
at your offices to my one of a kind email list without you feeling like you
have to contribute back all of the fees that I assume is ok
if I paid you in gold.
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From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 5:24 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Cc: Lor
Subject: RE: Tax appointments
I’ve
taken the reins to respond on Lor’s behalf, owing, as I’m sure you can
understand, to the long and dare I say continuous flow of communications
between my terminal and yours, located as it is in the heart of the
Simply
put: displace your couch cushions and search the ensuing cavity for change,
for, as corrupt as the international monetary system may be – facts I have
learned via the digestion of your thorough, dare I say exhaustive, treatise on
same – Lor’s expertise doesn’t come cheap. However, in light of her
thorough immersion into the complex and ever shifting world of economics, her
years of schooling and real-world practice, and her hard-earned mastery of tax
matters, her fees are in fact a ridiculous bargain at $250 per return.
She mills diamonds,
Your
time away from saving the world will be well spent, as you’ll be forestalling
$250
per return. And an honorable mention in one of your mailings. No
less.
Bill
From: Lor
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 4:10 PM
To: Bill
Subject: FW: Tax appointments
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 8:53 PM PT
To: Lor
Subject: RE: Tax
appointments
