From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Maricela
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: Reply to your question
Dear
Maricela,
Have
u m
Now
that I am back in the thick of things I would like to get updated with price
changes, can this be done via email?
Kindest
regards to u, this year is going to be one killer year, hopefully without
“tTOo” [sic] much bloodshed but once one figures out the purpose of
us being here and how hard our heart works pumping daily thousands of gallons
of blood thru our veins, the genius of it all, enough to take one’s
breath away, each breath when one considers the pitiful existence of say an ant
enough to make u choke especially again when one considers the ingenious
almighty SMART G-D gifting us the tools as Science, Math, Art,
Religion & Technology to figure out on our own that which
goes around comes around with a vengeance and few would argue the ants r taking
over, agree?
Ps
– Ever wonder when watching customs agents going thru your bags when
returning to the U.S. whether that very same agent was checking your bag as
well as say your panties and brazier when u left capable assuming of course
that there may possibly exist in a diamond merchant’s horror dreams just
one such custom agent able to be so skilled in a myriad of ways including charm
school but most importantly to not get distracted by something truly beautiful,
part and parcel of the latest customs agent guide book which I am now in the
process of helping update, bearing in mind how easily us men get distracted
when we see a beautiful woman’s private parts, so very important tho, not
to hold up the line while again splitting their time between checking that very
same person going in and out, watching out for when chewing a kosher In N Out
Burger the moment the agent gets suspicious to swallow hard, and not to be
blindsided by any Hail Mary prayers which I assume r the same as what us Jewish
people say when we fart, again remembering each and every one of us 6.3 billion
on the planet who may eventually want to do the right thing by making a point
of disclosing their valuables when entering and leaving to the very same
customs official always being respectful by bathing and not allowing oneself to
get as “phat” [sic] as a pig, again all part of the new training
manual to weed out truly religious people who subscribe to the 12th
Commandment, “Do Not Get PHAT” [sic] such dialoguing between
customs agents and couriers-lawyers-liars perhaps u think at the very least
making customs officials lives a whole lot more interesting, especially when
say their computer terminal with video camera is being streamed live into the
world headquarters of Manager Minute One on the island of Tahiti
and the reason for this in part has to do with the need for customs officials
to not only be familiar with the ever changing prices of diamonds but to have
folks like me if necessary to speak with the courier-lawyer-liar in whatever
dialect they would prefer, again not many Lilly White Wheaty Eating Boys and
Girls my age had their mommies and daddies hanging for 2 weeks at the private
residence of Pandit Nehru simply learning how to make
curry and rice and of course in time I expect the kick backs from my help in
outsourcing to begin flowing in earnest to be used to explain to masses of poor
and impoverished Indian peoples of the entire world the real business of
DeBeers-Anglo American that boils down to everyone involved in this insidious
business having to cash in their worthless diamonds from time to time leading
to the human population explosion at the expense not only of the environment
but to the human psyche to mention little of the
spread between the wholesale and retail price that diminishes to next to
nothing if in fact one has sufficient clout with corrupt government officials,
the work “corrupt” probably superfluous, who have that ingenious
invention known as the diplomatic pouch to mention in passing I recall when
folks at Codiam Inc. back in 1980 when the Diamond Invention was still going
strong it would take them a fair amount of time say all of 5 seconds to figure
out whether say a round D IF[1] 1 carat diamond coming from Russia was
machine made and as unlikely were the Russians to focus on this end of the
market as opposed to what young couples r taught they must afford ahead of
working out stuff like whether they have a shared value system to begin with,
divorces, broken engagements so incredibly good for business, it would still
take on average 2 seconds to figure out a stone 1/10th the
fictitious price and to invest say another 3 seconds give or take one or
“tTOo” [sic] for this one of a kind customs agent to figure out
whether there had been a switch, getting back once again to Martin, I am
hoping, supporting a petition I am just now starting to ensure such incredibly
skilled customs agents get paid as much as the lowest paid “latke”
wage earner working on 47th Street in New York City, doing the right
thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing, agree?
Ps II
– Deborah Sturman Esq. is a long time family friend who lives on the
upper east end of
I
am still planning on following up with Mr. Spitzer and his assistant United States
Attorneys who have gone deafeningly silent, thinking of which u might want to
share with Martin my unfinished communiqué to Spitzer of November 17th,
It's like fishing here. I have baited and cast the
hook but the fish is still obligated to do the biting.
-----Original Message-----
From: Maricela [mailto:maricela@diamonds.com]
Sent:
To:
Subject: Re: Reply to your question
I am replying to your email, I hope I answered
your questions. Please feel free to call or email with any questions or
concerns you may have.
Kindest Regards,
Maricela Garcia
Customer Service
----- Original Message -----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Dear Maricela – I would like to reestablish contact
with Martin who I last saw back in 1980 when working Codiam Inc.
Second, could u please provide me with the current wholesale
and retail price of a 1 carat perfect diamond.
Gary Gevisser
[1] To repeat, “Dif” [sic] in
Afrikaans is “thief.”
