From: Gary S. Gevisser
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Subject: RE: HI Gary - Next Symposium - Certification...---...
Dear
Natalie-The Nose,
I recall you returning my phone
call and I still would like to speak with you, nothing more important I am
doing these days then to help c tu it that the likes of
So where do u think I am going
with all this, a little “barmy” as in “nuts” more and more folks thinking about carrying “stun guns” or do u think I got a little fixated on the banner headline contained in the “primary” hyperlink, that shows a picture of
Einstein to the left of the words,
Hey Genius, answer this blah
blah
Not tu forget that Republican primary gubernatorial race that had sumhow Bill Simon coming from behind tu pip the heavyweight frontrunner, former Mayor of Los Angeles, Richard Riordan, tu the
punch.
Hi Jim
Gibson, I haven’t forgotten about u, rest assured,
the same with u, Ms. Diana Henriques, at least tell me whether
Not, u think, the question, “If
a man speaks in a forest and there is only a woman around, is he still wrong?
is pretty funny, beginning to feel a little like this is a “Punch & Judy” show
or how about Hanzel and Greta, hi
And of course u have all been following my every
word lately, therefore knowing this is a revival of sorts of the Gong Show, not
tu be confused with Ken Blanchard’s Gung Ho! book, all of
u at this time surely having received my “shot across the
bow” tu Mr.
If feeling the need to fart, then feel free,
remember though what goes around, blah blah, airborne particles of feces
different in many ways tu throwing crap up against the wall, hi Mr. George G. Hurst Esq,
are u staying, in tune, listening to more rap, please at least let me know
whether u had anything to do with the “boned
up the ass by Bubba” posting on the Yahoo Revlon message board directed
towards me back on October 2nd 1999 01:40 PM EST roughly 24 hours after the SCAL against
Mr.
Hi Professor Aaron “BrowNose” Brown, this email
will soon be up on The Buck Stops Here lounge, again, now would be a good time
tu surrender your website, agree?
Naturally, if Ken Blanchard feels that I am
“riding his coattails” then I would suggest he also hold on tight and join in
the fun, remember if u r not part of the solution then you are part of the
problem, hi mom,
I luv u too, death, and back again, and again.
Butt
remember, if u all get
your orders in pronto for Manager Minute One,
I promise to provide you with a first edition signed copy.
7 paragraphs above I placed a hyperlink over
part of the word “whether” not tu be confused with the
Wetherly Capital Group [WCG] who were behind the hijacking of those so very important California
Gubernatorial elections that along with other
not so talked about elections help place the
so-called “right folks” who actually have only allegiance
tu themselves and their handlers, in pivotal
spots, such as the California Coastal
Commission, pensions galore.
Thinking of
A Screening With
Stars but a Focus on Politics
At
I chose the subtitle of this Next Symposium, Certification…---… 4 the
simple reason after speaking with Mr. Krinsk Esq. my being informed of a number of things including what I
thought was a suggestion that I get a broadcast certification with the signal
originating from Stonehenge II although the possibility exists
Mr. Krinsk was actually referring to a different type of certification
specifically as it relates to the SCAL against Dish
Networks, still thinking about this particular
satellite dish in front of the Rupa
Wasi Hostel in Agua Calientes the village located
at the base of Machu Picchu in Peru.
Not 4 more than a minute or too,
possibly 3, forgetting about The Hot
Water Wars so very closely linked with the rigging
of the California Gubernatorial elections held a year ago this coming Saturday, hi
Both
Neither my Mini Cooper S or the
Ducati, however, currently operable, the Mini in the repair shop and the
Ducati’s battery although bran-spanking-new and my riding it just every other
day, not able tu keep a charge and of course I would never suspect u of using
my Nieman Marcus charge card to purchase $1500 odd of ladies shoes, albeit
too, on sale, agree?
Taking a quick step back, what
did u really think of Mark Anthony’s speech, and please don’t worry I am not
about tu digress all that far into why my uncle, my father’s first cousin,
Hi Sidney; don’t tell me u r
considering moving tu the land “down under” and of course u remember giving my Dad a little bit of a
hard time when it came to finally winding up
the estate of his father, the late, but very great, Israel Issy Gevisser, who second wife, the “sellout”
Jenny, was before returning tu earth as a gnat the sister of your
terrific mother, Joan,
who I care 4 very much, never tu forget, young man, that in all the years Jenny
Gevisser “cried poverty” would she produce a
simple balance sheet, wonder why?
The instant we, Jew, Gentile,
Muslim, Hindu, Atheist,
i.e. Moron, et
al forget the First Commandment we begin the
squirrelly path intu no-man’s-land, humankind
mostly hostile to the environment, certainly
anything but kind to his brother and sister us all related each one of us
having rather soft skins, at least this time around, our inheritance being depleted with each downward tick, the stock market
just moments away from imploding, the insurance
companies on the brink of collapse, likeminded
folk such as me, at this time very possibly more than a
handful, perhaps even Elliot Spitzer, the Elliot Ness of modern times, well aware of such matters, hope though in the air, assuming I can get
out Part 8 of my 8 Part Mini Series to the masses.
And of course it is a violation
of G-D’s covenant
with man to own property for pure speculation.
Talking of return, after walking
along the beach from our beach house to the Cave, just another party house of
sorts. where I also do sum of my best thinking, running first into a lady also
without an unleashed dog in violation of the law, her agreeing that what keeps
the masses in check is having ridiculous laws such as leashing dogs while out of control human beings
operate as nothing less than pigs at the trough, the so-called professionals,
doctors, lawyers and accountants although sumwhat in
competition with one another are not exactly
one-man-woman-shops such artist painters such as RayAnne Marks having paid her dues and then some, 15 years under the
apprenticeship of one of the greatest painters
of all times, Sebastian
Capella, who
have tu compete in
the real world,
in a truly free market economy,
one-person-shops the answer to a whole number of problems, I came across this
memorial, placed by Brianne’s “Mom
and Dad”.
Brianne was killed a few years back on Thanksgiving day apparently not by a
train, as she and a friend perhaps not much
more than 9 years of age were walking along the sidewalk “write”
[sic] at the railway crossing in downtown Del Mar, but by an out of control “SUB” [sic].
There have been a number of
theories thrown about by locals interested in getting to the bottom of this
rather strange event, the strangest tu me being the fact that there was so
little press coverage, moreover this apparently was not the first time such a
tragic event has taken place in this rather tranquil upscale setting located
between those
living in a miserable shtel like La Jolla and others far more modest such as Joe
Steinberg one of the too lead dogs running
Leucadia National Corporation, who hang out in Sol
One of the thoughts that occurred
to me was how much were “Mom and Dad” willing to be paid off by the driver of the
SUV or perhaps his-her parent or parents assuming of course “Mom and Dad” were in fact “hushed
up” not to suggest that whoever was driving this vehicle was under the
influence of drugs, the biggest killer on the road most agreeing these days to
be a combination of both alcohol and pot,
perhaps a little more potent than the pot Dr. JBS
once grew in his back yard when living in a poorer neighborhood of town not
that someone like his neighbor Mr. King Golden
Esq. a full-on pot head would have reported such a violation of the law to the authorities given a number of facts
including Mr. Golden having mastered the
production of this narcotic probably as well as he had his ability to nail
“bar flies” with not quite a University of Virginia
Law School education, both Dr. JBS and Mr.
Golden Esq. more and more folks agreeing with me having let their formal
education interfere with their learning, at a minimum.
In time others may feel inclined
to get to the bottom of this one story as well as what exactly was the cause of
the several hundred seagulls dying a horrific death on our shorelines, nothing
quite like seeing someone returned to earth as beautiful as a bird ending up
starving to death possibly brought on by the soot generated by the fires here
in southern California although I came across yesterday
while walking much earlier in the morning a canister with the words
marked in bold black letters MARKER and
the word Phosphorous in red with instructions to call either the police or the
military, the 911 operator having the good sense to call the Del Mar Fire
Department who responded quite quickly once I
mentioned this device was still smoking.
It is not, however, the first
time such a military marker has shown up on our shores but it was certainly the
first time I came across such an ominous looking piece of equipment while kicking a tennis
ball preparing Pypeetoe once again for the next Iron Man competition, the last
one I am aware of overseas being held in Austria.
Which brings me to the rather
interesting discussion I had yesterday fairly late into the evening with too rather important people in my life as we walked our dogs.
I began the dialogue by first
mention to our friend
Gene the article I had come across in the New York Times dealing
with what appears to be an insurmountable
problem facing the world scheduled to impact us all within the next hundred
years according to the greatest scientific minds watching our atmosphere
implode due the burning of fossil fuels, global warming though,
not a new subject but this article at least lays out
quite clearly a number of unrealistic options including the need to have
someone in charge who knows what they are talking about who cannot be bought off.
“Good
luck”, hi again,
Seth
Lubove, is not
exactly what Marie commented, her focus more on the point
I have been making for sum time now of the need for us
all to become somewhat more transparent.
And of course the Halloween
pumpkin produced by our JoNathan and his friend Connor although quite original,
never tu be told
such enabling, co-dependency stuff along the lines of, “Let me show you how!” although producing terrific light for
a romantic
evening watching a Van Gough picturesque, cotton filled sky, just
part of the moon and the too lights from Mars,
quite breath taking.
Taking my breath away as Gene and
I pondered why not included in the article written by undoubtedly top
rated scientific journalists were energy
sources such as thermal energy produced naturally without the need for any
electricity to speak of, the cost of electricity
pretty much common to all forms of alternative energy generation other than
solar that currently constitutes around a percent or so of our overall needs,
us simply needing to dig as deep to the point
where water boils, i.e. 212 degrees Fahrenheit,
in sum spots such as Yellowstone National Park just a couple of inches, perhaps
the same in Iceland, the earth’s crust not exactly uniform but seemingly a good
place to start than beginning to think about placing a $200 billion solar satellite just
outside of earth’s atmosphere where all our
farts are collected, within, however, earth’s orbit,
not all that much money when one considers the $87.5 billion just approved by
Congress to fight just too wars at the moment,
one in Afghanistan and the other in Iraq, was Marie’s
point that who could be more transparent than Arnold
“I am a fake, have no fake moustache, can look good in
a suite, produce a broad smile, promise not to grope any other women as long as
my fukukta Kennedy wife puts sum meat on her skeleton” Schwarzenegger.
And of course Marie is once again so right, me continuing tu be
on a short leash, how easily distracted we
all are going about our daily lives thinking somehow
someone else, say the next generation will take
care of things which brings me back to what Mr.
Warren “BO” Buffet said going on too years ago,
“There is the
certainty of a nuclear-biological attack on one of our major cities in the
In less than 24 hours from now
Stratos LIghtwave Inc. is going to have its Annual
General Meeting [AGM] of stockholders to vote on the
merger with Sterling Holding Company whose current Chairman of the Board is Mr.
Newell
Starks, a gentleman I know rather well, rarely
do I make loans
of sum $40,000 tu just anyone.
Mr. Starks is also known to one
member of the Washington
Bunch, Ms.
This E-mail is intended to reach out first and foremost to anyone
in the vicinity of Des Moines, Illinois who
would be interested in attending the AGM scheduled
for tomorrow, 10:30AM CST, my being all butt
certain I can arrange for my wife, Marie Dion Gevisser, to provide the
necessary proxy, bearing in mind that contained within the previous hyperlink is sufficient
information not necessarily to sink a battleship but enough to give Mr. Starks a serious bout of angina although not as “stiletto like” as my E-mail a week ago tomorrow tu Mr. Rich Cooper who for the life
of me seems to be having such a difficult time
letting me know whether he thinks the information I recently came across concerning
Natalie, ordinarily at this time,
it now 4:26 PM
PST I would be heading back from lunch with
Now I cannot at this time make a
firm commitment
given the fact that I am “currantly” [sic]
hell bent on having
the law practices of the likes of Mr. Krinsk Esq. put on hold 4 anywhere
between the next 10 minutes and 50 years as I now turn up the steam, remember all it takes is heating water to approximately 212
degrees Fahrenheit to turn generators that in turn create electricity, nor for
that matter am I interested in throwing my “hat
into the ring” to become the next energy czar, although I could probably
contribute an idea or too in less time than it took Marie, Gene and I to
disrupt the dinner of a beach house owner, who
happens to have built the absolutely perfect spot 4 Marie + I + Gene + the dogs
+ the kids assuming they don’t grow up to be
diks like their sperm donor tu next inhabit should our next party once again spill out into the street and we get “thrown out” of yet another neighborhood, well not exactly, folks
from our old neighborhood likely to attend en masse.
Yesterday at 1:27PM PST precisely I received a call from the Mini dealership
confirming that my car having sprung a leak in the radiator had arrived on top
of a flat bed trailer much like the one I assume King Golden Jnr. Esq. stood on
back in 1972 alongside Democratic Presidential hopeful Senator Muskie failing,
however, to thrust himself into the crowd of onlookers including the media now
making mincemeat of another Democratic Party crybaby.
And of course I assume, you like
me, like
Soon after Marie left the house
yesterday morning our friend Marius who we first met last St.
Valentines Day visited the beach house, never to
forget the previous St. Valentines Day when Marie+I ran into Wes Anson and his
wife Susan
Bailey at Roger
Hedgecock’s former restaurant known back then as
Roger’s on 5th in downtown San Diego, never
tu forget Anne L. Miller, Wes being part of
the local Harvard Club also catering to a bunch of crybabies, albeit Roger
Hedgecock a recovering attorney as well as a
left wing liberal much like his pal, my former
attorney-pal, Mr. King Golden Esq, Roger later
coming tu terms that liberalism doesn’t sell that well over the airwaves and now Mr. Conservative, and like anyone on the far right or
far left, both one and the same, very much in my “cross-hairs.”
The possibility exists that both Wes and Susan
have got “on the horn” tu their good friend Mr. Krinsk much like
Laurie “cking absolution” Black in an effort tu now get me off their back, not that
this rather sophisticated couple c us Jewish people as having horns on our
heads, them, though, like the Krinsks, the Finkelsteins, and our other good
friend Dr. Paul
Tierstein and his incredible wife, whose name
escapes me, I don’t believe actually having produced any offspring, no doubt
feeling just like our friend Gene that they had done the world so incredibly
overpopulated a favor or too, Dr. Tierstein ranked I am told
in the top 3 cardiologists in the world, probably #1 in terms of his balance
sheet, probably violating a covenant or too
with G-D in terms of holding on to real estate for speculative purposes, hi Paul.
And I would suspect that if this
were the case Mr. Krinsk would remind Wes and Susan of too things;
first that I come with a “hazard sign”; second, that he can only make suggestions tu me; third, he was one of the first albeit the only person to advocate
that I talk Marie into marrying me; fourth, he,
again being
Following this email I plan to
send out a follow up email to Mr. George “Money Talks” Hurst Esq. the attorney 4 my wife’s former husband, again
at least twice divorced Dr. JBS who very likely, as I have mentioned be4,
violated my “rights and privileges” when he et al accessed my one website
database directory, finding, however, nothing of interest in attempting tu add
weight tu their baseless criminal complaint that had painted me as some type of
monster describing me, however, what I have only dreamed in my wildest dreams, 5 feet, yet born with only too feet, 11 inches long,
tall that is, 180 pounds, of
solid muscle, and sum 5 years younger than my biological age, thinking possibly
that such flattery would mitigate the damages that continue to stack up, my
attorney, Mr. James C. Ashworth, to the best of my knowledge still hospitalized,
very possibly addicted to pain killers, the result of a rather horrendous car
accident several years back; my remaining hopeful that Jim will regain his
strength and join the growing ranks of the ever more powerful, yet, more and
more of us being unemployed
perhaps a better word would be
“unemployable”, one thought I had of gaining employment at the law firm of Finkelstein and Krinsk was tu submit an application for
secretarial work providing all the details necessary to be guaranteed the job,
i.e. typing 130+ words per minute, telling them that I am a paraplegic, capable
though of operating from home via The Internet simply having them place
cassettes that contain their dictation in overnight mail, then after being
eligible for maximum benefits under California State Law tripping on one of the
tapes that I very delicately dismantle and should say Howard Finkelstein throw
something at me along the following lines,
“Stop walking
around your office like a leaky
watering can and in a hunched position because u have a little bit of work to
do, blah
blah, and remember although I have not been tu The Cave being related tu
in an attempt to deprive me of
some $400+ per week in worker compensation benefits, within 3 years scheduled
to increase to over $800 per week, I will, if Mr. Finkelstein pushes me against the wall, remind him
of my remaining rights and privileges,
including at this time a one-third interest in Pypeetoe, the belly section, which assuming he doesn’t
get run over by a truck, eaten by the same lion that devoured my friend, Irwin
Strous’ mother, could have Howard finally being worth some serious money.
Of course Howard would have to
get both Marie and our JoNathan, each owning one-third, JoNathan the head, Marie the hind quarters to go along with his ideas, baring in mind, possession once
again remains 9/10ths of the law, the last
hyperlink containing once again the incredible
Halloween pumpkin produced by JoNathan and his friend Connor, the clothed
female figure “cut and pasted” much like the smiley face on this hyperlink, hang in there Mr. Hurst, the best is yet tu cum, don’t
think for a single minute either Marie or I will ever forget your attempts to
intimidate a material witness outside the courtroom making such a big deal out of my “smiley face” photograph taken
on Black’s Beach, La Jolla, in full view of my pal,
How about this Mr. George G.
Hurst Esq, what if we were to agree that the monies I would be able to get out
of a jury of your clients et al peers is nothing short of $2 million and if in
fact the sales
of MM1 do NOT exceed by a thousand 4 every
one
sold within say a
period of just 3 years from now, then the “debt” will be
forgiven, moreover, I won’t publicize the truth anymore than what is already
out there for public viewing.
If, however, the sales of MM1 do
in fact exceed by a factor of 1000:1 Barbarians At The Gate then u, your client et al will hand over tu me or my heirs, should I lets
say “disappear” a cool $4 million, agree?
I could care less what the name
of this book others deem best, my inner circle having the final say,
M
And 4 the record, Mr. Hurst, I don’t believe
Natalie, please understand that I
am currently working on approximately 5 other emails at this time, keeping everything in sum
resemblance of order extraordinarily difficult, hi Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff difficult especially when one considers I have been
at this now 4 a
good 2 hours leaving me with another one hour
given my self imposed
3 hour daily limit of actually typing in front of a computer screen, to mention
little of my computer so hot that I constantly have to move it from my lap onto
a desk-table which at a minimum disrupts my logical thought
processes, the need 4 me to get a T-1 line now essential.
The ploys that sum people will go
to in order tu c justice done can be quite breathtaking which brings me ever so
briefly back
to a point I covered in my dialogue yesterday with
Marius regarding why Mr. Jeff Rabin of the Los Angeles Times, so hot on the trail of Mr. Dan
Weinstein back in the fall-winter of 2000-2001 butt
when confronted with the opportunity to examine in the minutest of detail the
“smoking gun evidence” I have gathered of political corruption at the highest
levels of the Democratic Party with ties to both Governor Davis of California
as well as former disgraced President Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton, Mr. Rabin and
his handlers getting so pitifully deafeningly silent, one has to ask, “What’s
up Doc?”; Mr. Rabin writing about such serious stuff as a criminal investigation into the possible
wrongdoing involving a whole bunch of Indian gaming chiefs, no connection I know of tu the white Indian
gambling “chef-Czar” [sic] not Dr. Jonathan Beare or Sol “Gambling Czar”
Kersner, hell bent on “cornering” the previous Los
Angeles mayoral election, also, I should add there being no connection I know
of to the South
African soccer team Kaiser Chiefs, or even for that matter the hospital chain Kaiser
Permanente, still quite incredible the fact that by the time fires arrived at
our cabins’ doorsteps the fireman had managed
tu muster a fire truck and crew for each one of
our cabins, numbering I would guess around 40 odd, or so this is what was told
tu Marie + I by the fireman in truck #44.
Hi again
So, Natalie, how many times would
u say you have made it through the narrow stretch sumwhat of a “fork in the
road” at the point where the number 4 joins up with its exactly equal and
opposite number that has the initial makings of the infinity sign ~ ∞, a little
rough going, at first?
Not that I have the least bit of
interest in your or anyone else’s sex life but what is a man supposed to do if
the likes of Mr. Rabin, Mr. Matt Potter, Ms. Diana
Henriques, Ms.
Kimberly Hunt, Mr. Seth
Lubove, Mr.
Peter Bloch of Penthouse Magazine, Rabbi-Philosophers
Weiss and Prager et al don’t want tu engage in the Next Symposium, call 4 a
referendum, of sorts, agree?
Given, however, the fact that Mr.
our maker simply making more worms out of
the likes of Dr. JBS or in his neighbor’s case, Mr. King Golden Esq. returning
this go around as either a simple fruit fly.
And assuming Mr. Golden begins to start
moving in the right, no need tu be extreme, then my sense is that The Lord will
have Mr. Golden very likely returning as a fire fly, allowing those
specializing in the area of bio and chemiluminescence tu extract the
lucifrin-luciferous which can then be used in conjunction with a photometer to
diagnose accurately in the space of a few minutes as opposed to say 24 hours
when using traditional methods such as radio immune assays, the level of
bacteria in urine or human feces.
Natalie, remember the possibility exists
that Mr. Krinsk was in fact that beloved King who converted his entire kingdom
of white wheaty eating Christians such as me in to Jews, agree?
Nothing worse, wouldn’t you agree than folks
hell bent on going around in circles not having deduced despite the mathematics
telling us so very clearly that there isn’t such a thing as perfect circle
kinda like the G u c hanging in the previous hyperlink or at
the bottom of each page of the nextraterrestrial.com website, our Next
Symposium fully underway, nothing quite like the dexterity of my dog
Pypeetoe who can grab his tail from either his left or right side never missing
an opportunity, however, to lick his penis.
With that said, enough 4 sum tu
consider having a stent implanted, the stinky business, hi Gary Glass, that plagues most of our
“controlled industries” including the pharmaceutical industry that makes it
possible, however, for the likes of my wife tu get a job should Mr. Krinsk Esq.
and the other co-executor of my estate Mr.
May I suggest you go through with
a fine tooth comb what came out of
I consider, however,
And the fact that he is possibly
6 inches taller than
me assuming he has been more religious in executing
his Pilates, always remembering to breath in to the
count of 5 through the nose, and out to the count of 5, again all through the
nose, makes him that much more vulnerable, i.e. the bigger they are the harder
they fall, nothing quite like having a nose for ferreting out the most pitiful
amongst us, a cushion to boot, not that I am suggesting you or anyone else cut
off their nose to spite their face even if it turns out they have the most ugly-duck look.
Let me know if I can be of
further help.
Ps – Natalie, unless I hear
otherweiss, hi again Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown, I will assume you have no
problem in me broadcasting this email, Professor Brown despite his poor
conditioning like the others of a similar
nature can be counted on at this time, I
assume, to limit this limited broadcast to his finance
students at the Yeshiva in New York City, my sense is that the vast majority of
outsiders showing up at the eRaider.com website r the result of the Next Symposium.
No doubt it is just a matter of
time be4 this
Brown character gets with the program; hey
professor why not hightail down to Des Moines, Illinois tomorrow, assuming u r only reading this footnote, where
there is scheduled an Annual General Meeting [AGM]
of Stratos Lightwave Inc. shareholders about to approve a merger of “unequals” my
pal Mr. Newell Starks having been brought out of retirement now Chairman of the Board of
Sterling Holding Company, the one fronting company for Citicorp Ventures
Corporation [CVC], no need to look “quickly” for a shareholder, 4 I c little difficulty in getting my
wife to assign to you her proxy, agree?
Natalie, right now I am on a roll although it is doubtful
since I now will be walking back to the beach house in the dark with Pypeetoe
who remains all feet, no teeth to his bark and more afraid of the dark than
even me, that I will send out the other emails all pretty much at the same point
of completion, the biggest hurdle I am facing at this time being the amount of
time it takes to apply the hyperlinks.
By the way is there really much
of a difference these days between say a 99c lipstick and the $10 one that my
wife chooses tu purchase, which lasts a lifetime assuming our 14 year-old
doesn’t get her hands on it, to mention little of how nice it is to wake up
next to someone who wears little or no makeup, my dog Pypeetoe, today more than just my co-dependant.
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Message-----
From:
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: HI Gary
How are you?
Busy writing I see! I hope all your hard work is paying off.
I just thought I’d
let you know that we found out yesterday we are going to trial on November
18. After 4 years, it looks like the end may be near.
I’ll keep you
posted.
Regards,
